|Introducing the newest super hero!
||[Jul. 21st, 2006|09:00 pm]
Introducing the newest super hero! So new in fact, that he/she hasn't even been born yet! So totally new that her/his super powers have yet to be defined! But now, at last, we have the beginning of “ Lil Nugget, Superhero To Be”|
During a dramatic scene where Lil Nugget has, once again, saved the universe from complete destruction, Lil Nugget finally reveals to his/her love interest ( would a gender be too much to ask for????) the origin of his/her Super Powers.
On her/his secret hide out on Dark Side of the Moon, Lil Nugget finally shares the secret....
“ There I was, just a fetus, with no more fame or fortune other than being known as ‘Blog Bay’......
“ You were Blog Baby???” The Love Interest interrupts. “ That was you?? Wow, that is so cool! Did your mother really cuss all the time?”
Lil Nugget sighs. “ Yes, I’m afraid that was all part of the chain reaction that caused it all.”
“ But your sister, Mim, the famous doctor, wasn’t she able to help?” The Love Interest asks.
“ No, this happened long before she graduated from Harvard, I’m afraid.” Lil Nugget explains. “ She was still just a little girl at the time of the accident.”
“ Oh god!” exclaims Love Interest, “ Was anyone killed?”
“ No, that was later, when she cussed in church. But there I was..” Lil Nugget begins. “ ..just a lil nugget, awaiting my birthday. It was a peaceful time, a time I spent...”
“ You remember all of this?” Interrupted Love Interest.
“ Not really, but it makes a better story, you have to admit. But anyway, Mom had spent an entire night eating potato salad and watching Room Raider marathons, she had all that potato salad energy flowing through us both, that in and of itself was enough to send us both over the top, she went to work teh next day, and had one of the Pregnant urination things,it was fumes the potato salad pee that shorted out the fan in the bathroom, that caused mom to cuss so hard that the time/space continuum was ruptured. Once she breathed in some of that smoke it caused a fundamental shift in the quarks in my atoms. I went from being just Blog Baby to ...Lil Nugget!
To be continued...